Who is the Budget Lobbyist?
About
Meet your anonymous guide to the marble halls of power, better known as The Budget Lobbyist—a real, living, breathing lobbyist currently navigating the hallways of Washington, D.C. with varying degrees of success and an alarming dependency on Capitol Hill coffee.
Who Am I?
I'm an active lobbyist who spends my days translating complex policy into plain English, explaining why certain line items matter more than others, and yes, occasionally getting lost in the basement tunnels of the Rayburn Building (those signs are more confusing than IKEA instructions).
Why Anonymous?
Think of this as your insider's guide to the world of lobbying, delivered by someone who actually lives it daily. All advice, stories, and observations shared here are completely anonymous to protect the innocent (and the guilty, and frankly, everyone involved). I'm not representing any clients in this space—just sharing tips, tricks, and words of advice to help others succeed.
